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[Upbeat music] ♫ Set fire to your hair ♫ ♫ Poke a stick at a grizzly bear ♫ ♫ Eat medicine that's out of date ♫ ♫ Use your private parts as piranha bait ♫ ♫ Dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ Dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ Get your toast out with a fork ♫ ♫ Do your own electrical work ♫ ♫ Teach yourself how to fly ♫ ♫ Eat a 2-week-old unrefrigerated pie ♫ ♫ Dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ Dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ Invite a psycho-killer inside ♫ ♫ Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride ♫ ♫ Take your helmet off in outer space ♫ ♫ Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place ♫ ♫ Dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ Dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ Keep a rattlesnake as a pet ♫ ♫ Sell both the kidneys on the internet ♫ ♫ Eat a tube of super glue ♫ [Spoken: I wonder what's this red button do?] ♫ Dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ Dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫ ♫ Dress up like a moose during hunting season ♫ ♫ Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason ♫ ♫ Stand on the edge of a train station platform ♫ ♫ Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing ♫ ♫ Run across the tracks between the platforms ♫ ♫ They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly...

 ♫ ♫ Dumbest ways to die 
♫ ♫ The dumbest ways to die 
♫ ♫ Dumbest ways to die 
♫ ♫ So many dumb 
♫ ♫ So many dumb ways to die 

♫ [Voiceover:] Be safe around trains. A message from Metro. [Captioning provided by Michael Lockrey].

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